Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point

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Undergrads and Graduates from Washington University in St. Louis, Missouri did a slam poem called “Fuck you, old people” and I just believe it needs to be seen. 

Their Tumblr and YouTube full of other slams.

omfg this was awesome

The truth spoken in this brings tears to my eyes

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but Neville being the greatest godfather to ever godfather though

  • always popping round for dinner in the holidays whenever he can to see his godson
  • flooing to the Potters’ as soon as classes have finished on Albus’ birthday so he can spent as much time as he can with him
  • making…

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So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…

  • A - Average
  • B - Below Average 
  • C - Can’t eat dinner
  • D - Don’t come home
  • F - Find a new family

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everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

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this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

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